There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Randomize
