Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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