called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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