sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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