I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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