Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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