that's an acceptable place to lick
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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