tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
