i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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