She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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