plz talk dirty to me
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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