And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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