is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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