Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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