You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Did I show you my penis last night?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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