True but thats because hes a fetus.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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