Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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