i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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