do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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