Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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