the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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