I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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