I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
