I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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