I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
