I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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