i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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