How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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