just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
