i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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