Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
