so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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