I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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