they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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