You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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