We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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