Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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