How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i came on her dog
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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