I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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