Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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