...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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