she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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