I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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