i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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