Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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