How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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