real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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