Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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