Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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