I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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