they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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