smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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