His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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