i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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