dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Randomize
